Marriage Has Been Defined

Today marriage was defined and clarified in the Constitution of California. It is the union between a man and a woman. The gay community wants to have such a union and I'd like to suggest a name for that union:

PAIRRIAGE

the union between a pair of people:  man to man or woman to woman

We have pairs of shoes
And playing cards come in pairs.

And who can forget a pair of doves.



So if our gay friends want to be united as a couple they can be joined in 

pair-imony. And you heterosexual couples don't go trying to get pairried.